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You're a pickle

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)
You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.
by holly-jolly June 3, 2021
mugGet the You're a picklemug.

you're a cig

friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK
by sicksav October 2, 2017
mugGet the you're a cigmug.

I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged
"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"
by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023
mugGet the I know you're asleep butmug.

YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
mugGet the YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stickmug.

you're lunch meat

A noun that means "in trouble"

Most often used as a threat in 2000s sitcoms
"You're lunch meat" - Angry jock
by Rainbow Straight November 4, 2020
mugGet the you're lunch meatmug.

Once twice three times you're ladies

How can we know what you've done,
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!
Once twice three times you're ladies for shame on giving females a bad name.
by Don't you know who I am November 25, 2023
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You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.
Simão, you're my schmecker
by Seal077 June 7, 2022
mugGet the You're my schmeckermug.

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