Twitter

The most traumatising shit is found on here and for some reason it doesn’t get taken down.

Person 1: i need bleach I’m bloody traumatised for life.
Person 2: what did you see.
Person 1: don’t think you want to know it was on twitter.

Person 2: on second thought, no.

by N1ce c0ck br0 November 24, 2021

X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "𝙓, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.

BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 26, 2024

twitter

the spot between your twat and your shitter

"That's my twitter!"

by pooster2 December 9, 2012

TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACK

The thing that is at the bottom of the "Urban Dictionary is written by you" panel on the home screen.

TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACK

by ComputerWorld April 5, 2024

Twitter Twilight Zone

A zone of unreality and imagination , where every person and ideology exists , and they all hate you

Man that ideology doesn't exist dude , it's just a Twitter Twilight Zone.

by Tzeentch June 17, 2020

twitter whore

someone who constantly updates their twitter feed, often times with the most random crap

person 1: hey, did you see Jonny's tweet?
person 2: which one? he's such a twitter whore

by februfrog January 2, 2015

Twitter Dyslexia

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.

"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"

by trutherbotnet May 17, 2020