Turneritis

Noun: the aches and pains housed in the body of a middle school aged Turner!!!

Man! Girl you must be a Turner! Always playing the "I hurt my xxxxxxx card". You have been diagnosed with Turneritis!

by Bigfishbee September 29, 2010

Turnability

The ability to turn better. as in a vehicle.

I chose the ferrari bcuz it had way better turnability.

Hey man look at the turnability on that car.

by tofu3000 June 13, 2011

Turnermapoe

An object or person where the name escapes you. Similar to a thingymajig but a little more substantial than a wotsitsname.

"Oh, you know what I mean, a Turnermapoe!".

by The Wizard of Waverly Place July 21, 2011

trunthy

Very chola like; an extreme chola.

I only act trunthy because I'm a chola.

by homerfud89 December 2, 2011

Turn One Out By Hand

verb \ˈtərn\ˈwən\ˈaüt\ˈbī\ˈhand\

a euphemism for masturbation.

Billy: "Where the hell are you going, Josh? You're gonna miss the best part!"
Josh: "Oh...I, uh...I just gotta take piss..."
Billy: "uh huh...well, you just go ahead and turn one out by hand, but I'm not-
Josh: "Fuck you, dude! I told you, I gotta take a piss!"

Billy: "Whatever, but I'm not rewinding it until I'm done. I wanna finish this thing before my parents get home."

by Jambo_11 May 9, 2013

turn cake

Marijuana edibles. Pot brownies. Weed cookies. This term encompasses any baked good that'll get you high. Derived from the term "turn up", with "cake" representing any baked good acting as a 420 vessel.

She had a turn cake an hour ago, she's gonna be sooooooo high.

by swagbae January 26, 2015

Turngash

"Turngash". Definition: a Chicago-based phenomenon that occurs when one swipes their CTA Ventra card assuming it has worked when it hasn't. This is followed by walking into the turn-style with such speed, momentum, & hope only to be stopped short and results in a noticeable bar- shaped bruise across the thigh area...A turngash.

My stupid Ventra card didn't work again and now I can't wear shorts for a week due to my obvious turngash!

by Em Rick May 22, 2014