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land van tommy le

The most kick ass guy in the world. has a reputation of not giving a shit but also humble.
damn ! land van tommy le, you the man
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Bobbing for Tommy

Bobbing for Tommy is a fictional R18+ gay comic by Graphite, a most classic one and enlightenment for many to the very kink of Cock Vore, and now is used to indicate the bizarreness of the dark side of the internet.

In the comic, a little boy called Tommy sliped out of the house after his parents went out at night. He visited his neighbor next door, a fit slack guy with a big bulge in the pants, coyly asking if he could see his junk, the hombre agreed gently as his bulge started swelling after seeing Tommy, and lured Tommy to the in-ground hot tub in his back yard, where he revealed his body-sized cock. He spurred the little dude to rub his junk in the pool to find out how big it gets, and seduced him to rub it with his feet,

slipped them in, slidded his legs inside, lifted him upright and eventually swallowed him up, churned him then cummed hard left only a mess of cum all over the yard and Tommy’s pants on the ground.

Many learned about and loved Cockvore through this comic, it has a significant influence on spreading this kink, as a classic work of Cock Vore, inspired many artists to produce more works related to Cockvore. On the other hand, it is an eye-exploding shock for those who are not in the dark side of internet porno fictions, it is one of the most bizarre and disturbing thing a yaoi fan from the bright side could find on the internet.

Bobbing for Tommy is now a metaphorical term used to indicate how disturbing and bizarre the dark side of the internet can be.
A: “You guys heard that news? XXX suicided last week!”
B: “Oh please don’t bring that up, I don’t know why I picked XXX to do the team assignment, I still have her handwritings on my paper and it feels like her ghost may come to my room anytime at night. Sorry XXX if you’re listening I don’t mean anything bad to you I am just scared please don’t come to me.”
C: “Awe you pool girl, it’s like searching for yaoi comics and picking out Bobbing for Tommy that back luck.”
D: “What is Bobbing for Tommy?”
A: “Sweetheart trust me you won’t wanna know.”
by Ypyc December 4, 2023
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Tommy Frungal

1. Commonly used by small screaming children to annoy their friends. Annoying way of naming a friend named Thomas.

2. A mutated bird.

3. Your mom.
"TOMMY FRUNGAL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMMY FRUNGAL! TOMMY FRUNGAL IS HERE! 696969696969!!!!! LOL!!! TOMMY FRUNGAL!"
by Alexander David Lopez November 13, 2019
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Tommying

Quitting a fantasy football league when you can’t handle the trash talk because you are a weak human with no sense of humor.
This guy accidentally drafted Matt Ryan in the 4th round, couldn’t handle the shit talk, and now is Tommying.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Tommy Candle

Also known as a T candle. Buying an asset for 5x value in the first min of trading. Most commonly done by mistake. It usually involves entering the total buying amount as the asking price instead. The term was popularized by Tommy Hogan on Jan 10, 2022.
The new crypto was just listed, check out this Tommy Candle
by RHS Studient 2012-2013 January 10, 2022
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Tommy Thompson

A fake stoner who can make a gram last a month but can chain smoke cigarettes
That dude over their is acting like a tommy thompson
by Dragonpug1 December 28, 2019
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