Tommy Thistle

When someone inserts a 12 inch dildo covered in another individual's fecal matter up their own rectum.
Drew Tommy Thistled with George last night!
by Disgurl0805 November 25, 2023
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Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.
I Tommy Thistled myself last night.
by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023
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tommy 3

a "tommy 3" is 3 litres of swed (cider) and can be drunk outside any local shop or street corner. may also be mixed with other drinks to form diesel or petrol
i'm bringing a tommy 3 to the party tonight
by Karl Blaza May 01, 2006
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pulled a Tommy

When someone does something 100% self serving without a drop of empathy for others.
Yo man I pulled a Tommy last night on this chick that wanted me to go to the beach.
by Jennyandthebets May 08, 2021
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land van tommy le

The most kick ass guy in the world. has a reputation of not giving a shit but also humble.
damn ! land van tommy le, you the man
by November 23, 2021
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tommy the blobfish

A person who is so thicc they affect everyone in the room with there thickness and they have big pp
The room when silent when tommy the blobfish entered
by owen125836543 October 15, 2019
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Tommy Daly'd

To become so inebriated that you become a whirlling ball of clumsy drunken madness. Often leads to extreme embarrassment and shame.
Went out for a couple of jars last night and before i knew it i was absolutely Tommy Daly'd
by ShizzleKizzle December 23, 2023
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