taint jolt

When going at your woman so fast and hard , you slip out and stab her in the taint...

Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again

by sc121800 November 27, 2014

Taint smeller

When someone's smells someone's taint

Ewwww. Did you hear when jax smelled Aaron's taint. I heard he liked it to. Jax is such a taint smeller that likes cock rubbed in his taint.

by Tylermcnabb February 12, 2015

Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.

I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!

by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014

taint missile

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.

I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.

by Inspector Taint July 5, 2014

Tainting someone's essence

A slang term used in wildstar when being carried by other player's while being an average medic.

Billy- Yo dawg, did you see IIIII tainting someone's essence.
James- Yeah, he just sat there and received free rating.

by Mr Slang May 27, 2015

Taint buster

When a guy either fucks a girls taint by ramming his dick against it until it's bruised or finger blasts the taint until it's bruised

*girl* "Wow, my taint really hurts!"
*boy* "Yeah I bet, I Taint Buster 'd that with my dick last night for hours!"

by Willywilbert6969 July 7, 2015

taint stick

An appendage on male mammals that allows scronking thus reproduction

Man she touched me on the taint stick

by the wonderer of the internet April 22, 2016