Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 15, 2023
A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"
Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019
"we are eating squirrel stew for dinner!"
by bee29874 March 02, 2022
The lips of a black person.
by Numerical Wizard July 20, 2022
When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel
"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"
by TheShitFacedCockMaster February 22, 2015
by Squirrel twirl May 24, 2020
An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024