The Thirst

The one hoe (or man-slut) who will do anything to get laid, or even touched, by another. They are THE thirst. It lives within many, but usually, there's one embodiment of the sickness that really wants it. For people of the same gender, the thirst is an embarrassment (because, of course, the thirst gives a blow to the integrity of their gender). For those desired by the thirst, it is a plague. Do not catch the plague! Ignore the thirst!

The Thirst: Unghh, I laid Richard, Tim, and Peter at the hotel! It was sooo amazing!

Normal Girl: Bitch, please! Pipe the fuck down!

Normal Guy: I don't want the thirst! Get yo' STD's and salivating mouth away from me!

by Amaterasu_Wolf August 31, 2013

Thard

Could be used as third but mainly used as an insult

U fucking thard!

Get the fuck out of here u damn thard!

by Hws2023 August 21, 2017

Thirst Trapping

When a woman does or wears something to get men to approach them for attention.

That hoe is Thirst Trapping with her titties popping out of her turtle neck.

by Antny03 January 28, 2015

Thidwick

To bring along several extra unwanted guests when only you have been invited to an event; to take advantage of a friend who has done you a solid. Expression is based on the title character of Dr. Seuss' "Thidwick, the Big-Hearted Moose."

"Hank's girlfriend Thidwicked us by inviting her whole damn office to our Halloween party."

by PMcClaran October 24, 2008

thindustry

The fit / thin industry that stipulates everyone must be thin and spend hours on end working out. the industry that pushes harmful stimulants people can use to lose weight . . and their minds, bodily functions, and normal heart rhythm.

Also a con game that helps the wealthy keep their wallets fat and purposely teaches the uninformed the wrong way to lose weight.

The industry that fails to come out and say, "hey chubby, how's about eating a salad or some vegetables for two meals a day", or "how's about snacking on some fruit!".

Phen Phen or myoplex shakes are part of the thindustry.

by PhilanthropistGuy June 21, 2009

thirst cow

A female with an unquenchable thirst. Her body incessantly longs for male attention yet her personality and cow like appearance forever prevent her from getting any.

My school is full of Thirst Cows, put down the Starbucks, hit the gym (but actually workout), and stop being an annoying fat shit.

by bossman45 February 12, 2014

thirst bomb

Thirst bomb is the accidental successor of "thirst ball". Thirst ball was originally used to describe someone super eager, or relentless to achieve or obtain something. Unfortunately many people misunderstood the original word phrase and replaced it with "thirst bomb".

Most of those girls on Instagram are "thirst bombs" / "thirst balls"

by OMGPHAT.com December 12, 2015