Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 15, 2023
A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"
Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019
by Money MT May 19, 2010
An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"
-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
by Bonerbunny March 23, 2006
"we are eating squirrel stew for dinner!"
by bee29874 March 02, 2022
The lips of a black person.
by Numerical Wizard July 20, 2022
When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel
"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"
by TheShitFacedCockMaster February 22, 2015