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one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.
I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.
by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014
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Square Guy

Being square or box-like in stature.
by Jallawsome September 8, 2011
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Galvanised Square Steel

Best material to illegally expand your appartment.
Jonny used galvanised square steel to transform his 0.1 square metre appartement.
by NotAGhettophile May 29, 2024
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allott squared

two brothers who will most probably f*ck you up in the gym… but you’ll thank them for it afterwards 💪🏻
You’re walking like John Wayne, you’ve been allott squared mate!
by fistbumpclub November 22, 2021
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Square

Let me get one them square
by Chowbones January 11, 2017
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Square

A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
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Losing your squareness

Losing your squareness means to kiss a boy or girl with tongue for the first time.
Example: I lost my squareness to Betty the other day. It was moist and squishy but I liked it.

Example: Did you enjoy losing your squareness to Betty?

Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.
by Lord_Bibblinngton April 1, 2021
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