Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?

Not here to fuck spiders, mate.

by Nick Brook May 1, 2025

Sun Spider

A ginger's moon spider. (See moon spider)

That was a true red head, I saw her sun spider.

by NoodlesFFTS May 4, 2010

Spider Tips

Another term for money when your extremely Broke and don't want people around to know what your saying

Bro, i can't get in the club i only got 17 Spider Tips

by mike98727394897293847 January 24, 2009

Brazilian Spider

When your girl hangs from the ceiling and you fuck the shit out of her until you cum in her and the cum drips out making a web.

I heard last week Henry and Kristen did a Brazilian spider and now Henry's carpet and roof are fucked.

by SME DOUSHEBAG September 19, 2016

Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.

Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!

by Tvvat March 29, 2022

wheel spider

The wheel spider is a spider that is an expert at NOPEing away by cartwheeling down sand dunes.

Did you see that cheerleader cartwheeling, she NOPE'd out of there like a wheel spider!

by Grabacr April 19, 2020

flaming spider

Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.

I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.

by Shortbus May 2, 2018