Polish Dweefer

Placing hot sauce on your penis, insert penis into anus, fart (dweef) out the penis, and then sucking penis to completion

Do not attempt if you have hemorrhoids. Have fun getting your Polish Dweefer bro.

by Vinnnnnners June 5, 2021

Polish Lisp

When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.

John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."

by Roodeer December 16, 2015

We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.

Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.

by Trill_LV December 25, 2014

Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.

John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.

by anonymous August 8, 2024

tip polishing

glazing or fan boying over something or someone.

stop tip polishing lebron

by amiriluverr August 15, 2025

polishing the coral

When a woman uses her hands or feet, to stimulate a man’s private parts whilst underwater.

I was hanging out in the hot tub with Susan, and all of a sudden she began polishing the coral, all whilst holding a glass a champagne.

by Capt. Stillman December 24, 2023

Polish Hangover

Having the effects of a hangover, without having consumed alcohol the night before.

For fuck's sake! I woke up with a massive headache, slept in past noon and can't remember what I did last night. I didn't even booze! What the fuck?!

A Polish Hangover!

by NOT Anrob July 23, 2017