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peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.
The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.
by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017
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peanutism

A condition where someone is deathly allergic to peanut butter but loves peanut butter.
5 million people are affected by peanutism everyday. Just one dollar can save the lives of countless peanut butter lovers.
by baddyis daddyladdy June 5, 2024
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Phoenix Peanut Buster

Anal sex but using peanut butter as lubrication (preferably Jif®). You then nut in your partner’s ass and suck it out afterwards. You choose what happens from there; you can eat it, spit it in your partner’s mouth and let them swallow etc.
I was out of Jergen’s® so me and my girl tried our first Phoenix Peanut Buster and, trust me, it was not regrettable.
by lebwashere January 13, 2023
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peanut fest

the female equivalent of a sausage fest
where the number of females greatly exceedes the number of males

also referred to as raisin fest
situation- three guys enter a room of six or more girls

guys: shit this is a bit of a peanut fest!
by clara468 April 5, 2008
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peanut na boota

the real way to sing the hacuna matata song
'a peanut na boota, what a wonderful phrase'
by Lhshe February 24, 2022
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peanut butt

"Ew, your peanut butt is moldy"
by tangysjuice April 23, 2022
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Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert

A state of alert triggered when Andrew Tate imparts significant wisdom; akin to the stickiness of peanut🥜butter, the advice is substantial and not to be missed.

Every time Tate speaks out on financial freedom, it's a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert, urging us to pay attention.
by MindFuck X October 9, 2023
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