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paint to the carpet

it's a phrase used to indicate that someone or something is making the problem worse.
today was a bad day, and you cheating is adding paint to the carpet.
by fizarolii February 5, 2022
mugGet the paint to the carpetmug.

tissue painting

When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something
Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.
by Big little v November 5, 2013
mugGet the tissue paintingmug.

Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
mugGet the Lead paint staremug.

Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church December 5, 2012
mugGet the Montana Paintmug.

paint it purple

Means shot on site if trespassing due to the purple paint being a warning
If y’all don’t stay out I’m gonna paint it purple!!
by Amongus bawls June 4, 2022
mugGet the paint it purplemug.

wicked paint

The only place that consistently puts out the baddest custom paint you've ever seen! Highly skilled in every aspect he can lay down the deepest Kandy colors with amazing artwork and a mirror finish.
Take your shit to Wicked Paint if you want it to look crazy af..
by Kdogg7769 December 20, 2016
mugGet the wicked paintmug.

up in the paint

used in basketball, when someone dunks with opposing playerS trying to block it.
speaker 1: this boy bouta get killed

speaker 2: nah man he's going up in the paint
by lilpinkboi April 18, 2019
mugGet the up in the paintmug.

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