Open the peanut butter

Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.

Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"

by Wolf13 October 24, 2014

OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

when a specific blue robot does not know how to open a door

"okay my hand is on the handle what do I do now"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"

by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 10, 2025

Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

by tech-decker February 28, 2024

open back

To show backside to creep on video chat.

Atiqykv1346: Open Back! Open Back!!
Vghvb: Show 🖕🖕🖕👙👙👙

by Ming Meow December 6, 2018

Open-jaw allowed.

Open-jaw allowed.

All fares shown are round trip, including taxes & surcharges. Open-jaw allowed.

by Open-jaw allowed December 20, 2017

Open Season

A Rip Off of Family Guy

Open Season is Such A Family Guy Rip Off

by RawrXDDragonzord2006 November 4, 2023