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fart wizard

One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.
Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?

Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011
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Fart Hammock

“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”
by Memelyn January 9, 2021
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spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting
My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed
by batmanfarts September 24, 2015
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Rippin Farts

A glorious, melodic and very catch song written by the GREAT ONE. It goes like this.
Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts and Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts

All that here this chart topper will instantly start humming its tune and its no surprise because anything the GREAT ONE does it epic!
Rylee: Hey did you hear this new song it's so FIRE! (I'm a hipster).
Howey: No whatcha listen to dawg?
Rylee: It's Rippin Farts by the GREAT ONE, It's so epic.

Howey: Yeah he's the dopest yo!
by Slayer Rulez March 31, 2021
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Fridge fart

The funky smell that escapes when opening and closing the fridge door releasing a combination of old food smells.
Q:phew, whats that smell?
A:I think it is a "fridge fart",I just got a drink from the fridge and the fridge farted!!
must be last weeks leftovers,
by please clean my fridge October 6, 2012
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Pp fart

When a guy spells like bbq sauce
Damn this pp fart is really tender and juicy
by Vondervaur December 4, 2020
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Gangsta Fart

When the release of your gas is so satisfying, you can’t help but say “Uhhh”; similar to Master P’s grunts during his most prominent tracks.
“Uhhh”, I exclaimed as, I straight gangsta farted.
by Kardeum June 20, 2018
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