Dark Days

A period(pun absolutely intended) of puberty where a male teen would feel horny as shit and masturbate several times a day. It will only become Dark Days if the addiction left the body before adulthood. So adult perverts by definition never had a Dark Day because they never left it.

My Dark Days started because some anime comic artist just decided to make their creations too "cute" which absolutely burns my 13 year old brain like diesel and turned me into a pervert. Luckily I have left my Dark Days by considering just how degenerative that is and I have started a new life where peace and happiness last longer than a masturbation session.

by Geese Couch Taming November 9, 2021

Dark Priest

The guy you should be afraid of cause he can make your life a living hell. He is to be feared by all and respected!!!

Wow he is a Dark Priest!!!

by The Dark Priest December 22, 2020

dark psy

subgenre of psychedelic trance with a faster tempo (148+ bpm), dark and twisted leads,atmospheric sounds and melodies with a sense of atonality or lack of melodies. notable artists : Psykovsky, Orestis, Kindzadza, Zik, Furious

dark psy is dope and trippy music

by tt_artt July 15, 2015

Dark Navi

A fairy who likes to fly up someone else's vagina and genderbend anyone wearing a funny green hat.

"Dark Navi flew up her vagina."

by P Rizzlan August 21, 2013

Dark Blanco

Mike White's alter ego. He is half vampire and has a soul sucking sword called the Soulreaver. He only comes out at night and has white skin and hair and a black cloak.

Dark Blanco pwn3d some suckas!

by gringe666 May 17, 2004

Dark Knight

Before you finish, the girl asks, “Who are you?” You then turn around, gizz on her face, say “I’m Batman,” and proceed to run out of the room while wearing a cape.

Friend: “So how are you and Jason?”
Girl: “Well it got serious last night, but I didn’t see him leave because he pulled a Dark Knight.”

by Tel Daco June 10, 2018

Woolite Dark

Only the best laundry detergent (beverage) ever

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Me: Yo I got some woolite dark detergent
Friend: bruh bring some to school tomorow im tryna get lit up

NEXT DAY
*fails breathalyzer*
me: but officer I didn't study for this breathalyzer test
officer: *drinks woolite dark*

by TTV.Qweef October 8, 2019