If your mom knows you're in your room trying to masturbate just say I'm "cleaning ". Why would I lie to her? You got it wrong bro. Wym? It's another way of saying masterbating. Oh lol
by B-rizzle May 6, 2020
Get the cleaningmug. The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.
by Rufusruckus November 2, 2017
Get the Cleaningmug. Suave looking sack of shit that hits on the fat girl while another sack of shit yahoos a forty of mickey’s
by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022
Get the Clean guymug. The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023
Get the Clean Smurfmug. The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
Get the Goose Cleaningmug. The clean up man is a man or can be a woman ig… who cleans up behind murders, who takes care of dirty work. Clean up the mess u made after k!lling or cleaning up your name and ur reckless business.
Trell: Tommy killed Myer now who’s gonna clean this up.
Walker: I can call “the clean up man” Ghost.
Dreyon: I did some bad things in the business I messed up
Fred: DAMMIT DRE we’re just going to have to call “the clean up man” so they don’t have a trace.
Walker: I can call “the clean up man” Ghost.
Dreyon: I did some bad things in the business I messed up
Fred: DAMMIT DRE we’re just going to have to call “the clean up man” so they don’t have a trace.
by Kb from atl November 1, 2024
Get the The clean up manmug. When consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.
Person 1: Holy shit dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.
Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.
Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.
by ImpDave September 23, 2016
Get the Clean the slatemug.