Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

by Sexydimma August 14, 2023

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker

"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"

by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019

Squirrels

Insane, completely nutts, one who has no grasp on reality or idea on what he/she or they is talking about.

Damn, this bitch squirrels asf. What is shorty talking about me cheating? I been in the house all day like a housewife doin her job, fuck is she on.

by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020

Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.

"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"

by Sullenmax December 11, 2024

Squirrel Dancer

A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.

A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."

by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008

Mexican Squirrel

Hola, me llamo squirrel.

What the hell is playing the mariachi music?
That Mexican Squirrel over there.

by AITMA Ballz April 25, 2022

ratchet squirrel

A gold digging whore who spends her life hunting for nuts

Hi mate you know that Amber?

absolute ratchet squirrel mate. avoid at all cost.

by RosePearlBanterBoy January 15, 2016