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burn the garf

To “burn the garf” is to mess up badly. A big screw up.
Person 1: “I can’t believe you forgot to bring your passport on the trip!”
Person 2: “Yeah I really burned the garf on that one!
Person 1: yeah well don’t burn the garf again!
by professional garfer January 25, 2022
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sage burns

Extremely cool guy who also has massive muscles and is also extremely masculine and is a sigma male
Oh boy I sure do love sage burns
by Not sage burns November 18, 2021
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Burning Jimmie

When a person chews a piece of hot cinnamon gum then gives a man a blowjob right after the 1st or 2nd chew. Thus burning the man's penis
Ya, i totally gave Fred a Burning Jimmie last night.
by bj99 April 13, 2009
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Stephen Burns

Noun, also used as a verb. Is known for "Horniest Man Alive Syndrome." Symptoms: excessively horny all the time. Gets easily aroused or feels sexual excitement 24 hours a day 7 days a week, no matter the gender. He is frequently seen putting his information into girls phones unwarranted, or swapping spit with someone, has been seen at the Harp twerking on (they/thems) .He is considered, "atrociously down bad." During the 2020 novel Covid virus pandemic, this is when Stephen first was diagnosed with the syndrome. Stephen went through two pandemics. Please go to your local officials and ask for lockdowns to be minimized or removed, as this syndrome is mentally straining and causing my friend to go down a downward spiral. If any of your friends have these symptoms please contact youre nearest CVS Minute Clinic.
" Yo bro who is that girl, i want to ask her to dance?"
"Idk bro its too dark in here i cant tell if thats a female or male"
"Im going to put my number in her phone and ask for a dance"
"Idk bro i dont think thats a good idea, you dont want to be a Stephen Burns"
"fuck man, alright you make a good point"
by spanky6969 August 6, 2021
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burning sombrero

When you eat jabeneros for a whole month then ejaculate on a girls face and it creates like a pepper spray feel for her. It also doesn't feel to great for the guy either.
The girl screamed at the top of her lungs after her boyfriend done the burning sombrero on her face.
by dratliff October 24, 2014
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Burning Snowblower

A sex move where you put a lighter next to your dick, then you jizz through the flame onto your partner's chest.
Dude, I just gave Carla a Burning Snowblower last night. It was awesome, even though I burned the tip of my dick.
by FlexyFlex1441 May 31, 2016
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burn in piss

1. To say to something you really hate. 2. a jokeful insult.
Asshole Antlion: CAVE STORY IS 4 FURRIES U FSUCK
Me: BURN IN PISS
by The dankest man handler August 9, 2017
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