Shitcunt blues

1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.

a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."

b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.

c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.

by munkeylegend December 8, 2013

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Blue Bayou

The act of dunking a woman's head into a porta-potty reservoir after a portable toilet quickie.

After we fucked in the toilet I gave her the ol' blue bayou and dipped.

by shimmyshoeshine January 19, 2021

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that shade of blue

aka Louis Tomlinson's eye color

"name a color"
"that shade of blue"
"that isn't an answer"
"never seen Louis Tomlinson's eye color, mate?"

by LunaLikesMuch February 20, 2021

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blue rice

Avatar Shit mixed together with Smurfs

Blue Rice doesn't need an example

by Terriflying May 4, 2015

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Blue Book

A reality shifting script you design sexual fantasies and desires in and can shift into to fuck your desired partner and live out a life filled with whatever daily pleasure you wish.

EX:"i'm feeling Horny i'm shifting to my blue book tonight" *gets fucked* (teeheheheehh)

by harry'swhore February 24, 2021

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