Fat Day

(n) a day where you feel fat. its not your period...its not that mcflurry and vodka you mixed together last night, its just a fat...day..

-you feel like an oompah loompah trapped inside of the Pepperidge Farm. but its okay, cuz everyone has them.

-just grab a pair of sweats and one of those t-shirts you

you got for free at your soccer camp...and lets rock

these rolls, baby!

Amelita "eww..whats she wearing?"

Carlos "her sweats and a soccer shirt!"
Amelita "ohhh...."
(together) "FAT DAY!!! WOOOHOOO!!!"

by loompadydoompah March 8, 2010

patch day

The day that shines with human error. Happens when MMORPGs get updated or "fixed" with a patch, and madness breaks out on the forums about "Omg I cant log in!" or "Fix teh game or im not paying no more!!" Then they try to blame it on the players that they are doing something wrong.

Usually lasts until the start of the next day.

Never play on patch day.

by Fir3g0d February 15, 2005

Grey Day

a day filled with immense sadness and nothing can change it

She was having a grey day.

by queertears April 9, 2016

day dicking

verb. The act of going out solo or with friends during the day with the sole intention of bringing home dick. Commonly occurs in bars, music festivals, holiday weekends, or any other event that involves day drinking. Generally followed by walk of shame and massive hangover.

So we were out day dicking at the horse races and I brought home a super hot dude and banged the shit out of him. Was that slutty?

by hermosa hottie September 22, 2012

Fire Day

A day when school is cancled because of a/the fire(s) in the surrounding area or beacuse of poor air quality. It's much like a snow day but for a much different reason.

We don't have school today because of it's a fire day.

by xxxxxRCxxxxx January 5, 2009

Titty Day

Every 22nd of April is Titty Day, a celebration of boobs nationwide. On Titty Day, girls let their cleavage hang out in appreciation of breasts. Titty Day is popular in many white suburban areas as well as some urban settings as well. Those who celebrate Titty Day celebrate no matter the weather.

Yo, it's Titty Day, look at all these boobies breh.

by yOsOnyOyO April 6, 2010

Word of the Day

A word that is sent to millions of people who subsribe to the urban dictionary mailing list. The creator of the word and the word become instantly famous.

My dream is to one day publish the Word of the Day.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007