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smilin Jack

A condition that occurs when one is shooting a semi-automatic pistol and runs out of amunition. The slide locks back in the open position. This is especially troubling in the middle of a gun fight because your opponent now knows your weapon is empty.
Paul was in trouble, he was surrounded and his piece was in smilin Jack, he might as well been holding his dick in his hand.
by Jackel in Brawley April 13, 2007
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jack edwards

one of the sexiest sports commentators there ever was. The way his voice flows into his mic is so damn hot. A major sex symbol to all- ladies and men. His alter-ego is Cam N.
dude, didn't you love the way jack edwards voice flowed last night?
by jackyeds❤️dano February 23, 2015
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Jack wagon

n. Slang term derived from the Freight or Chow wagons used in the late 19th century. These were often the last wagons in a wagon train, making them the least favorable to drive due to the dust, waste, and debris from the front of the train.

When used as in insult it refers to one's lack of intelligence, implying the insultee is capable of no more than operating a Chow wagon.
You're doing it wrong, you Jack wagon!
by MayallsObject32 October 14, 2010
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jack thompson

The opposite of the 1st ammendment
Jack Thompson says video games made me kill my parents. He is right, why am I to blame?
by matisyahumcd January 15, 2008
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Jack Chick

Sort of like Jerry Falwell, but Jack Chick writes comics. Common themes include Catholics, Muslims, and anyone who isn't Jack Chick going to hell. God is a reoccuring character in his comics, depicted as a giant guy with no face who sends people to hell nonstop.

Jack Chick Is anti-catholic, halloween, rock 'n roll, D and D, Muslim, Jew, evolution, and apparently satan. Canada is anti-Jack Chick.

Jack Chick's form of Christianity consists of not going to church, not doing good works, telling people they're going to hell, and believing in Jesus really, really hard.
Ben: Hey, you wanna go worship satan in Canada while listening to Rock 'n Roll on Halloween while playing D and D and practicing the Jewish faith?

Nick: Nah, Jack Chick said not to do that.
by Nick Dietrich January 1, 2009
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Jack and Miley

An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. His quotes daaske you with amazement. He will always make you happy and will make you feel like you are invincible. Jack is always trustworthy and He is always the first person you will talk to about anything that's bothering you and He always sorts it out and makes the world seem alright; it doesn't matter how bad you are feeling he always cheers you up. He never fails to put a smile on your face. He will frustrate you when he says he isn't good enough because you know that it just isn't true and that he is just the best person ever. Jack is very good looking. His music taste is just incredible and he always knows how to lighten the mood. He is a kind, compassionate and caring person and even though he never sees that in himself he deserves to know that it is 100% true. He is just amazing. He also is sooooo good at football and spends most of his time texting Miley. Miley is a caring and funny. They share quotes and express felling towards winding people up and they are both super competitive. Miley are usually blonde but sometimes have brown hair. They have hazel eyes and she’s beautiful. She can make anyone laugh and can make anything seem funny. She has one main best friend and Miley and her best friend spend most of their time together. If you meet a Miley keep her forever and ever. She’s the best person you could ever meet.They are telepathic
They were jealous of the Jack and Miley
by Anonymous__09 November 4, 2020
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joke-jacking

When you, the 'joker', privately make a hilarious joke at school, work, or in a group of friends and the 'jokee' then passes it on to others, or merely says it louder than you, thus giving the impression that they were the original creator of the joke.
*(Dude 1 whispers hilarious joke..)

Dude 2: HAHAHAHA Hey everyone!
I've got a hilarious joke!!

Dude 1: Hey wat gives?? Why u joke-jacking??
by The4RealDeal March 14, 2009
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