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Walk of Shame

When you run out of toilet paper and your the unlucky to leave the bathroom with shit still on your ass and get more toilet paper.
Kevin ran out of toilet paper and I was asleep so he had to take the walk of shame and get more.
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A shame of dildi

A collection of several dildos, often times of varied shapes, styles. Some choose to keep their shame of dildi in a secret location, while others proudly display them in a more public setting - like a bathroom shelf.
Frank was quite embarrassed when his mother found a shame of dildi in his closet.
by Im2shy October 1, 2011
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poverty shaming

A social justice warrior term which aggravates poor people hate richpeople for what they use/wear/consume even it’s just a jealousy issue.
I felt that she tried to use her thousand dollars jacket poverty shaming me.
by UneDerrDawg November 18, 2018
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Gray-Shaming

Thou shall have prejudice against the magnificent shade of Gray.
"Hey broski, don't discriminate against Invader Zim. That's gray-shaming!"
by MilfLord01 April 26, 2024
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orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.
If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
by southland August 18, 2017
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shame munchies

munchies are when you are either stoned, drunk or generally fuxxed up and you want to eat everything you see.

shame munchies are when you are embarrassed by the large quantities of food you are eating, and you are shameful about it, but you keep going anyways.
Kandyce: Don't give me anymore oreos
Derek: Why not!
Kandyce: I've got the shame munchies!
by i'm kandyce bitch. June 5, 2010
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Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018
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