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tech ministry

Facilitate individules in the use of Technology
by TechDad February 25, 2008
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Techanista

A person who is as into fashion as they are into gadgets and technology.
She is such a "Techanista"! Look at her rare, dream phone by Google (not even out yet!) and the special edition Christian Louboutins she has on!!
by chinoisfemme October 17, 2008
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Techanista

A person who is as into fashion as they are into gadgets and technology.
She is such a "Techanista"! Look at her rare, dream phone by Google (not even out yet!) and the special edition Christian Louboutins she has on!!
by chinoisfemme October 17, 2008
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tech no. pull

Acquiring or pulling the phone number of a person of the opposite sex by means of technology.
Lauren: ...Sounds like a good enough reason for me. Is it okay if I bring my roommate and maybe one other girl?

Elliot: A thats cool. Perfect. Think you can find it? Here is my number if you have questions 812-639-7523

Lauren: Probably not lol. I'm terrible with directions. I'll try my best though. I'll text you so you have mine as well.

Elliot: "That's my second tech no. pull this month."
by lug nut October 9, 2009
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techagog

Being desperate to get your hands on the next piece of technology - typically from Apple or Google, but also others.
James: "It won't take long before we can watch something. I just have to connect audio and video cables to the Apple TV box and the HD TV, connect Apple TV to the wireless network,
Install the latest version of iTunes my PC".

Susan: "That is fine but do you have to be so techagog. Can't we just go to the movies".
by workwriter August 17, 2010
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Tech-arted

Tech-arted is an adjective to describe someone who has no idea how to use anything technological (e.g. Digital Camers, Computers, etc).

The word is derived from the words "Technology" and "Retarded".
Mom: KENNY! How do I work this god damned computer!

Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
by SerenityFlight August 31, 2010
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Techcist

When software assumes you want, or typically forces you into, maximum bells and whistles upon first install/upgrade and potentially even restricts you from shutting down said options/bloatware that it has acquired over years of unnecessary releases that add junk instead of real value.

The act of trying to force a software user to conform to the developer's ways of imagining the software should be used.
Have you seen the latest popular chat program I was just forced to upgrade? Now it's wanting me to also sign in to my Twitter & Face Book accounts every time I start it. And it's trying to run full screen? This thing is so techcist now!
by Elix X October 21, 2010
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