Top Cop

The chick at the gym with the best ass.

Bro, did you see that chick in the tight black pants? Yeah dude, that's top cop.

by Mikeypapp March 13, 2013

top kid

When one impresses those in higher ranks.

I felt like top kid on my first stand-up as some of the all time greats were there in the croud.

by ImStiuLandan September 20, 2014

top you off

When someone at a party offers to refill your partially drank alcoholic drink for you.

Can I top you off girl?

by MarkyMark022 February 16, 2018

Top Shagger

Owen Porter

Oi there’s Owen what a top shagger

by Vegetation shagger October 31, 2018

Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021

top surgery

Surgery that alters the size of the chest for gender-affirming purposes. While this can be used for procedures that either reduce or increase breast tissue, it more commonly refers to FTM/FTN procedures. In this case, a commonly desired result is to have a more masculine-appearing chest. There are several forms of surgery that can achieve this. You do not have to be a specific gender to have top surgery.

My friend Aspen just got top surgery. They can't wait until they're fully healed.

by sugarfog September 25, 2022

top lass

the queen of alll lassiness

she is a top lass

by mindtheafrobro December 2, 2013