Felix Thomas

Don't fall off the wall Felix Thomas
by Ben Lingard June 05, 2019
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Thomas Pali

Tom-Ass or Tweek. Afro kid, hardstyles anywhere. Kelsea calls him Tom-Asstupidumbitchode hahahaha but loves that one :D Normally found next to the mohawk kid Jor-cunt and the hairy legged beast Daniel.
"Look over there that kid is hardstyling, that must be Thomas Pali! Wow his asian friend is a DUDE magnet, and why is that white boy wearing leg warmers?"
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Thomas Francis

Wow, that black-wannabe dresses in all black. He must be a Tom Fancis.
by qbot April 30, 2003
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John Thomas

Good looking, muscular, chick magnet, gifted at every sport, smart, caring, definitely a keeper, has a big cock
Look at John Thomas, he's so cool I want be his best friend
by Dat-Boi69 February 20, 2018
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Thomas Edison

Honestly, not one mention of the actual man Thomas Edison on the entire site?
Thomas Edison invented EVERYTHING, show a little respect!
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FRANK THOMAS

1) A lazy, overpaid arrogant douchbag who fakes his injuries, but not quite as well as he fakes his commitment to baseball.

2) To play 1/3 season, unless an MVP season, then say fuck-it, I'm injured now!!!
That good for nothing 1-12 pitcher, with a 7.05 ERA, doesn't do shit and now he pulls a Frank Thomas with a hamstring injury. What horseshit!!!
by TWINS65 August 20, 2004
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thomas jefferson

an incredibly gay school where the girls make any hetersexual man want to throw up. this is not a problem at TJ though, becuase most of the guys are faggots or big huge fucking nerds. there are certain faggots who think tehy are really cool by acting ghetto or by weighing upwards of 785 pounds and playing supersmathbrothers all day. super! this school fucking rocks!
regular kid"TJ is fucking gay"
frank"I'LL FUCKING ANAL NATHRACK YOU YOU GOD DAMN BUTTSEX"
by goofy tom May 02, 2005
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