Hit MTV show in the style of Pimp My Ride, but instead of old, haggered, ugly cars, it's old, haggered, ugly mums, and they don't get pimped, they get pumped. Hosted by Dr Alex Morton (Totty).
Friend: "Did you watch Pump My Maw last night"
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."
Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."
Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."
by Totty is a sex pest March 03, 2009
The act of somebody defecating into another person's asshole and after 2 days, they trade. This repeats until a person cannot fit any more in their asshole.
Person 1: Hey, want to play Faulty Fuel Pump?
Person 2: Sure, be prepared to clean up, things are going to get messy.
Person 2: Sure, be prepared to clean up, things are going to get messy.
by CrabFucker69 November 29, 2022
to stop what you are doing
I was playing with my buddies guinea pigs and one started biting me, so I said 'pump yo brakes guinea pig'
by C-MUNN July 16, 2010
An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...
by donaldson November 30, 2003
The repetition of the same phrase in a song. Basically described every lil pump song that has blown up.
Soundcloud rapper: "Blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips (x20)
Person: This wigger has lil pump syndrome
Person: This wigger has lil pump syndrome
by yungcanopener March 31, 2018
by lysergia June 12, 2012
While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.
by dstrbd68 October 22, 2009