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have a piss

Basically telling someone to piss off or to have a wank.
Employer: hey Steve can you get me that report by the end of the day?
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.
by Rhettjeppson October 5, 2016
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Pissing in the wind

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).

You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.

•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.

-Other ways it might be said
Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.

•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.

•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.

•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.

•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020
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pissed - offitude

An emotional state consisting of being severely pissed - off.

I made up the word myself.
Wow, that guy certainly needs something to help his constant pissed - offitude.
by Bob882 November 17, 2004
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Piss weasel

As in Paul was a right piss weasel
by Stuart Sargent June 21, 2006
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Piss boy

You’re a little piss boy aren’t you?
Such a little piss boy.
by reddiwhipypip October 2, 2021
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gamer's piss

The point where a person/gamer forgets to urinate due to excessive gaming. Resulting in a really time in the bathroom. And a very yellow, concentrated urine.
Dude I totally experienced gamer's piss when I was playing COD 4 MW2!
by Mistah 360 January 30, 2010
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phantom piss

getting so drunk you take out your agressions on someone by laying stomach down on their bed and pissing only to leave before they get back.
After what Dan had pulled earlier that day Brian's only option was to phantom piss all over Dan's bed.
by B. Smith October 15, 2006
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