Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.
You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome
by Mu11y May 1, 2006
Get the Twos up on a bastardmug. Homo erotic group of young males who take pleasure in touching themselves and sucking eachothers penis'
They have also been know to insert their penis into other males assholes. They some time are known to do it to there own kind and it is a form a canibalism in their society.
They have also been know to insert their penis into other males assholes. They some time are known to do it to there own kind and it is a form a canibalism in their society.
by Kunt February 25, 2004
Get the bastard squadmug. The motherfucker who deletes my definitions! If I find this son of a bitch, I'ma break him up and ram my fist straight up his ass!!
by Viv Savage January 26, 2005
Get the God Damn Bastardmug. A pseudonym for the lager Stella Artois. A lager that is popular with the non-landed gentry of the UK.
The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.
The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.
Daz: Oi, Shazza where'd you get that black eye?
Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.
Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.
by GroundKarate October 19, 2020
Get the Stella 'ard Bastardmug. by Mynameisreallyhot February 2, 2022
Get the Bowl cut bastardmug. An arrogant but yet an egocentric celebrity, TV character, or actor that gets far too much of attention and screen time on television, movies, and online shows far too often, without even showing signs of thinking about the other folks or even their own family and friends, but only to think of fame, money, screen hogging, and their own fans like the bastards that they are.
"Listen up you money greedy fame hogging cheapskate! We are blaming you for hogging almost every TV show and movie we all know in love no matter how much all the attention comes to you for all you get, this is what makes you act like a star billing bastard this whole entire time, you are the overuse of filmography and television you stupid money greedy, uneducated, cheapskate of a star billing bastard that you already fucking are!"
by MattGuy November 18, 2018
Get the Star billing bastardmug. Short ass pussy that’s afraid of anything or anyone. Usually cry’s and whines about every fucking thing. Someone that no one wants to be or be around because they’re the definition of a bitch made mother fucker!
Did you that sawed off bastard “Victoria” earlier.
Just being around her bitch ass makes me want to barf!
Just being around her bitch ass makes me want to barf!
by Smittysmittysmitty May 9, 2018
Get the sawed off bastardmug.