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Shpit Stop

Where a person travelling between destinations (by car, public transport, or on foot) feels the extreme urgency to find a public toilet so they can stop and defecate before they soil themselves.

There is usually a two minute window to find a public toilet before ones underwear becomes a substitute.
Q: "Hey, why are you late?"
A: "Sorry. I had to make a shpit stop otherwise my pants would be full of it."
by Andrew2017 February 1, 2017
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chinese stop light

when the driver of the car stops at a red light and everyone at the red light has to get out and run around the car before the light turns green.
we caravaned to Mexico while playing Chinese stop light at every light.
by Hahshsnhs February 7, 2017
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Limo stop

When your driver, while braking, lets up on the brake just as the vehicle comes to halt, so that the wheels don’t lock up, the vehicle doesn’t jerk and you DONT SPILL YOUR MARTINI!!
Smooth baby...
Zonked out from the airport since my driver knew his biz, limo stops, all the way!!”
by Limorider May 25, 2018
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Dirty stop up

Similar to dirty stop-out, a dirty stop up is a person who is usually in bed and asleep early but is awake later much than expected.

A term used jokingly towards another person, normally used by people who are from Yorkshire in the UK.

For example when parents come home from being out for dinner and their children are awake after their bedtime.
"Oh you dirty stop up!"
"What time do you call this? You're normally asleep by now, you dirty stop up!"
by Oodle-doodle March 17, 2019
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National Stop making fake Holidays Day

Definition: National stop making fake Holidays Day
Use:
Person 1: Today is national people who are 6'0 and have black hair day! Because I said it is!
Person 2: No.
by makeitnow December 6, 2020
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Black Out Non Stop

Abbreviation: BONS. When you chug a lot of Keystone Lights or college beers in one sitting so that you can not remember anything.
Jesus and I were black out non stop from the wine!
by S - Muscle December 13, 2009
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4-Way Stop

The intersection of four hallways in an educational building. This usually gets jammed and crammed with useless idiots who do not know how to walk. Avoid these at all costs!
I'm sorry I'm late! I got stuck in the 4-Way Stop!
by Frannknbeans November 18, 2015
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