Skatch

The female form of fap. Can be used as an action, or as a general exclamation of sexual attractiveness.

"she's been in her room for hours, she must be skatching"

OR

male: "dude that's hot -fapfapfapfap-
female: "dude, that's hot -skatchskatchskatch-

by asciibox August 29, 2009

Slatch

A request for and item or anything else that can be given to any person at any given time.

Example 1
Guy: yo, random brotch slatch some sex.
Attractive female: sounds good.

Example 2
person 1: yo my nyigga slatch a drank of that purple drank.
person 3: Ight.

by Shizzy16 September 25, 2011

satch

a hard-ass glaswegian who is prefferably a bald dude that goes round chibbin folk with his home-made axe(a claw hammer with a stanley knife selotaped to it)

oh shit here comes satch

by jeffington September 30, 2005

satch

nut sack

that chick is swingin from my satch

by crazypaul52 April 12, 2009

slatch

a slap with a scratch attached to it.

She was so wasted on red bull and vodkas she tried to slap her ex in the face and he caught her nail instead, it was a wicked slatch.

by who did that January 2, 2008

Scatch

Playing catch with shit. Scat + Catch = Scatch. Typically played in prisons and jails in America, usually with guards who don't know they're playing until it's too late.

The Guantanamo inmate did not care for baseball, but often played a little scatch with the guards.

by Danno Chuchiak April 16, 2007

satch

when someone bitches someone else out hardcore

Hunter satched Kitty for making him late for tennis

by britt hill May 20, 2004