WhatsApp status

A provision on whatsapp where you can share your activities and ideas with the general public.
But be ready to face the criticisms because nobody sent you to post.

I haven't posted on my whatsapp status today

by Socialmedia123 June 29, 2020

Dream stans

If the “Dream” is before the “Stan” use the shotgun to make it stop

Did you hear about dream stans?

Oh those lonely twitter freaks? Yeah i have

by slickperson1942 April 12, 2021

Solo Stans

Someone who only loves and supports one member of a group. Usually are extremely whiny and annoying and live to put the rest of the group down and victimize their fave.

“Did you see those disgusting hashtags that solos trended about xyz?”

“Yeah solo stans are the worst.”

by CLØUD June 27, 2023

statustician

definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler

my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent

by tonyb November 10, 2003

Statusfied

A term for a Facebook Whore.
Liking, commenting or tagging people in so much on statuses, that you give up a conversation or you're just bored and get off.

Person A: I hope you're done commenting
Person B: I'm statusfied now

by Presto_Manifesto December 25, 2010

The status

When your pants are pulled up too high or are too small for you resulting in the pants not reaching the shoes.

Yo check out that dude over there. His pants don't reach his shoes.

Yea man he's got the status.

by RussianMachineGustav July 1, 2012

the bowser's stanes

the dog's bollocks in Scots

That deep fried Mars Bar was the bowser's stanes

by Laura June 4, 2003