split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011

splitha bitch

A black girl with lips so big it causes her to spit when she talks

"That bitch was slitherin & splitherin all over da place."

"Do you see that bitch when she talks?" "No why?" "She's spitting as she talks she's a splitha bitch"

by shriimpyy September 14, 2012

split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.

It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!

by sxross1 July 3, 2012

Split A Litter

To have a three-some

She asked us if we wanted to Split A Litter.

by Trixie Gurb September 12, 2012

Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

split-vote

a voting system in which two candidates from different parties are voted for. May also be used as an attributive adjective, as in a split-vote system.

A split-vote is not in practice in Nepal.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 29, 2015

Splitch

Sp-LIT-ch
When a mans semen gets clogged inside the penis walls
Usually caused when you ejaculate when you need to urinate.

"Goddamnit, I got Splitch again! I need to stop jerking off when i need to take a piss..."

by 23TwentyThree23 November 23, 2015