speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.

You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.

by kieronthKid January 13, 2021

Speed Racer

to pull a Speed Racer is to miss a checkpoint on every lap of the race

I was way behind him at the start but he pulled a Speed Racer and I ended up winning

by Albannt December 27, 2022

Speed Bump

A person who has a reputation for having one night stands with everyone in the area, and none of them enjoyed the experience.

“Be careful bro that girl is the town speed bump everybody’s hit it, but no one’s happy about it.”

by ThrillistV February 20, 2023

Slave speed

When a nigga thinks he’s caught so he obtains super speed.

When a nigga is being chased by an authority and his fear of being caught gives him a burst of ancestral super speed or slave speed.

by It’s only funny December 31, 2022

Speed

What people like Lucas martin and Usain Bolt

"Luca Martin is speed"

by TargetTurkey April 10, 2019

Breaking The Speed Limit

When referencing the act of getting high on methamphetamine.

Deriving from the act of breaking the speed limit being commonly known as speeding. Put 2 and 2 together on meth and you got a slang phrase born to inconspicuously depicting the act of getting high on methamphetamine.

1)I intend to break the speed limit after work by getting high on methamphetamine.

Conspicuous use:

do you still break the speed limit? (Receiver if question being familiar with getting high on methamphetamine lingo)

wanna come over and break the speed limit in the basement with my new fire toy racing equipment? (Also intended for someone who understands that the act of breaking the speed limit is considered speeding and speeding is also used to describe getting High on meth)

by therealsouthernslangdictionary May 21, 2020