spam satchel

Another term for lady parts

She wasn't shy in showing me her spam satchel

by trisbonky February 27, 2021

Spam

Something Partially made of Ham.

Wow the spam sure is made of ham and something else!

by Spamman March 30, 2021

Spam Head

Adjective
The presence of smacking yourself on your forehead to deal with distress

My teacher:
Pointing at my insecure ass for talking to my friend
Me: *Spam head*

by Mig1803uel April 30, 2021

spam shooter

A party drink originating from central Augusta which takes the party to the next level by combining your favorite alcohol with a can of spam. The instructions are to (1) pour your favorite alcohol in a shot glass, (2) take a bite of spam and take a couple of chews of the salty cured meat without swallowing, (3) take the shot and swallow the chewed up spam with the alcohol and (4) high five your friend.

We were at the party and the spam shooters were on point

by DeSkreet May 13, 2021

Spam

Weird ham

Factory worker 1: This ham is in no way different from other pieces of ham
Factory worker 2: I think it's weird so it's spam now.

by udontknowmeidontknowu May 14, 2021

Spam

A brand of canned meat that became a word for "too much shit in your email feed" and "putting or doing too much of a certain thing" after being used in a Monty Python sketch

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam...

Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

by Mr. Something-something-idk June 1, 2021

Spam

Raw pork but good when cooke

Spam is good I like spam

by KnifeXgod June 1, 2021