Snake Island

This small island in the Black Sea is where Ukrainian heroes were made. When the Russians threatened the Ukrainians on February 24, 2022 at this island with their missile cruiser Moskva, the Ukrainians responded with the famous phrase, "Russian warship, go fuck yourself". Two moths after that incident, the Russian warship Moskva that attacked the island fucked itself by Ukrainian missiles in the Black Sea. Even more, when the Russians attempted to occupy the island with their military, the Ukrainians repeatedly bombed the Russian military to ashes on the island. It then came to the point where Russia withdrew from the island and Ukraine raised their flag on Snake Island once more.

SLAVA UKRAINI!

The Ukrainians on Snake Island are absolutely fearless.

by RFRC-- July 5, 2022

Pipe-sniping

When a man is looking at another mans penis while standing at a urinal

Dude the other day in the bathroom, some guy was totally pipe-sniping me

by Roger7gue3 April 30, 2008

Seat sniffer

A person (usually a male) who sniffs people's seats to seek pleasure from the smell.

I come in after hours last night and found David being a seat sniffer and smelling the attractive female colleagues chair.

by Rubymonster April 21, 2017

panty sniffer

The wise individual who can enjoy the aroma given off by pair of soiled female pantys snatched from a dirty clothes hamper, laundry room or the floor after banging them. The crotch panel usually has a strong cunt smell ranging from soft and fruity to strong and tangy. While alone, the sniffer will usually enjoy holding the filthy crotch to thier nose, slowly inhaling the aroma, while stroking thier cock. An occasional lick to the stain gives the oral pleasure as well. The odor, the tangy taste and the pumping of thier cock quickly brings one to an explosive orgasm.

After I woke up in the morning, I pocketed her panties she soaked the night before. She was asleep so I riffled through her hamper and found a great pair of black cotton thongs with the greatest, funkiest smelling crusty crotch panel. I took them too. When I got home, I kept them in zip lock bags and the scent and taste stayed for weeks. I was so sore from jacking off to that pleasure.

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

Snatch 22

A woman who is so ugly that you would need to consume such a vast amount of alcohol to render her shaggable, that you would be unable to obtain an erection anyway, thus creating a paradox.

"Shit, that bird's a right munter."

"Yeah, she's a genuine snatch 22!"

by Rusty6899 January 7, 2010

snail tracks

Snail tracks refers to the natural lubrication of the vagina when a woman is excited. A snail leaves a slime track, and this is attributed to a woman who is horny and sitting down.

Damn Girl, you gonna leave snail tracks!

by Bizob February 9, 2003

sneaky be's wits

Hooking up with someone that you don't want anyone to find out about. Sneaking around to to be with someone.

Are you trying to get some sneaky be's wits from that girl?

by fatbox November 28, 2005