smart_bomb

The dick who made the lame scorpion joke that gets very old. A clueless fuck who didn't understand that he had so much respect, but when he realized that, his lame joke was not funny anymore.

smart_bomb: now i'm some kind of celebrity or something?

by G-P September 27, 2003

Smartens

An individual showing brilliance, genius and intelligence.

Wow that guy's a Smartens!

by obama__________ June 7, 2019

Smart Punk

A name that emos, who are aware that what they listen to isn't truly rock apply to their shitty music.

1. At rock star mayhem there were a bunch of emos listening to their smart punk.

by (it's a secret) September 5, 2009

smart

Someone girl or boy who is small in certain places.It may seem like a compliment but it's not.

"That girl is soooooo smart"
" Hey look at that guy its'nt he smart?"

by Beka7 June 18, 2008

Smart blonde

A myth and bullshit rumor blondes make up so people will stop thinkong their dump as shit

Did you hear about the smart blonde
Bitch your just dumb as shit there is no such thing

by Fucking aaaaaa June 7, 2016

Smartblob

someone that is nice to cuddle/snuggle/nuzzle with. and is super smart

ohhh doesnt she look smartbloblicious?

by dorkangel October 11, 2004

smart whip

Smart whip is a car insurance policy for new young drivers

New Young Driver: Wow I am sure glad I have Smart whip otherwise I would have lost lots of money

New Young Driver friend: why do you sound like an advert??

by BoatMcImBatman February 12, 2022