slowgart

v. To slow down a marijuana rotation by not taking the joint/bowl, etc. when someone attempts to pass it to you. Similar to a bogart but not the same thing.
OR
n. A person who does this

Alternate spelling: Slogart

Don't slowgart the joint. Put down your beer and take it before it burns my fingers!

by Vesus December 7, 2009

Slowburbia

The ever expanding suburbs - nothing going on... just houses and strip malls... no sense of community, and the night life is gone soon after sundown. It's great to raise a family, but not to be a young adult looking for fun after hours.

I gotta get up to the city, there is nothing going on here in slowburbia.

by robalba March 22, 2010

Slowfarter

Pronounced Slow-fahtah

A person acting in a foolish manner and makes stupid decisions.

That SLOWFARTER just tried to cut me off when I was goin' 65!

by S'Cedes June 24, 2010

Slowvertake

What occurs when a particlarly slow moving vehicle attempts to overtake and equally slow vehicle on the road/motoway/highway/freeway.

Sh*t, now we have to wait for that bus to slowvertake that truck.

by Daytona675 July 13, 2010

slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

slowpod

An almanac, reference material or other informational book for those who don't have a smartphone, Ipod or otherwise electronic means of looking something up.

Who was the 8th president of the United States, you ask? Well I don't have a smartphone to look it up but let me pull out my slowpod here and see what the good ole World Almanac says.

by jenestra December 18, 2012

Slowmentum

The opposite of “momentum". Someone who instead of speeding up, slows down.

You're the definition of slowmentum.

by Loltrain14 October 30, 2015