Santa Claus

When a guy nuts in another guy's beard and then licks it off his beard.

I was with this guy the other night and it was so hot when he gave me the Santa Claus. Christmas does cum more than once a year!

by He brew national July 23, 2017

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Santa Claus

A school shooter who is making a list and checking it twice

"hey you know chris right?'"
"Yeah I think he's a Santa Clause"
"oh shit he's reaching in his bag"

by Quintavious Larvous December 6, 2017

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Santa's Cookies

Mrs. Claus' titties

Santa: show me them tits, them Santa's cookies

by The_aftermN December 14, 2017

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Think human centipede but everyone is doing The Unicorn on each other in a straight line. Each person sticks a suction cup dildo to their head and forcibly inserts it into the rectum of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. Once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “NEEEEEEIGH” and rush forward, dragging those behind them (much like a Kentucky Tractor Puller while forehead to ass inside of eahother. Note: The person in front MUST also wear a Santa hat.

“Yo why did I hear you neighing in your room last night? You watching Christmas movies already?”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
“Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”

by MeatBeater69 December 17, 2017

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