secrent

Beyong secret, more secret than a secret, transcending the very concept of a secret. A secret so secret only a few even know it, let alone understand it.

I will tell you about a secrent IRC channel that only the most 1337 can see.

by supar ninja March 9, 2005

secretarial spread

Secretarial Spread
Secretarial spread means sitting down for a long period of time while the hind-end spreads outward in order to accommodate the chair. It can be changed with exercise, and activity away from sitting down on one's spread for too many hours a day.

Secretarial Spread
The rear end spreads, the separation spreads wider, and the hips get larger.

by Debra Powers September 25, 2006

Secretly Stupid

When someone who you don't have classes, talks or acts stupid outside of school but says, "I have better grammar in class."

Person 1: "We should go to the beach."
Person 2: "For we get darker? Nah."
Person 1: "It's SO not FOR."
Person 2: "Yeah, I talk stupid out of school, cause it really doesn't matter.
Person 1: (Thinking) Yeah sure, your just Secretly Stupid.

by DayToDay July 10, 2011

Facebook Secretary

When your significant other is on your Facebook and tends to your requests more than you...

Husband receives friend request, wife approves it as his Facebook Secretary...

by Skudderz May 22, 2010

sekret

A "sekret" is just like a dumb old secret. Not really confidential, when told, and the person really doesnt want to tell you.

Dude 1: Hey, i've got a sekret
Dude 2: What the hell is the sekret??

by MotorolaGuy1221 March 9, 2010

male secretary

A job a male has when he claims to make a lot of money but never has any.

He tries to act like a big baller, but he is really the secretary!

by Ms. Petunia July 13, 2005

Secretariat

The goddamn greatest racehorse of all time. Winner of the Triple Crown (Preakness, Bellmont, and the Kentucky Derby) in 1973, his performance at the Belmont Stakes is considered his crowning achievement. He ran the Stakes in a still-standing world record time of 2:24 (setting the world record by 2 2/5 seconds, or 10 lengths) and beating his nearest competitor by an astonishing 31 lengths. This discrepancy was so large that the widest-angle lenses could hardly capture both Secretariat and his competitors.

Named by Time Magazine as the #35 greatest athlete of all time (highest non-human).

Also the subject of an upcoming movie (2010).

Seabiscuit was the greatest horse ever!!

Man, you don't know jack. Secretariat is, and will always be, the greatest horse of all time. His records will probably never be beaten--the nearest competitor is still 2 whole seconds off!

by betelguese05 June 29, 2010