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Salty Crab 

An advanced sexual position for gay men where one man lies on a bed on his back and gets into the crab walk position while the other man stands at the edge of the bed and analy penetrates him while simultaneously giving him a blow job.

+1 bonus point if both men ejaculate at the same time creating the "All You Can Eat Crab Night at the Red Lobster"
I peeked in the window and saw Brian and Michael performing the Salty Crab.
Salty Crab by Cockosaurusrex September 27, 2008

Salty Broad 

The act of a promiscuous woman, not a prostitute, who gives dirty looks, says rude comments, and refuses a drink when you offer to buy one for her at the bar.
"Yo man that salty broad sittin by the taps needs to take her midol before she gets slapped."
Salty Broad by Doug McNug November 18, 2009

Salty Brownie 

When you sprinkle salt on your partner's butthole and then take a shot of tequila and proceed to lick the salt off of their butthole.
"I gave him a salty brownie last night, and damn it was savory! It must have been the curry he had yesterday that mixed with the salt."
Salty Brownie by Alabama kid February 9, 2010

Salty Cock 

Term describing the way the male penis tastes after exercise. Usually sweaty and salty hence the name.
woman 1: "i gave him head after he went to the gym and it was disgusting."

woman 2: "he must have had salty cock."

salty lemon drop 

After a man finishes urinating it is customary to give the penis a few good shakes to rid the urethra of residual piss.On occasion,one of the remaining drops of urine can be slung upwards onto the lips or mouth of the unlucky pisser.
Aghhh! I just treated myself to a salty lemon drop!
salty lemon drop by wolfbait51 November 27, 2011
When you masterbate with your own tears so much you build up tear salts around the head of your penis.
Man, I've had a salty rim ever since my girlfriend left me.
Salty Rim by vickyspanish January 1, 2017