super straight

A sexuality that means to date cis women/men and cis women/men alone this sexuality of course is for "straight" people who wants to be oppressed super badly, has possible connection with the neo-Nazi movement, and their flag has the colors of fur affinity logo (black) and grindr (orange)

TLDR; super straight are gay furry and possibly (most likely not) neo-nazis

person 1: i'm super straight
person 2: so your a gay furry?
person 1: (whispering) how the fuck did you know
person 2: its in your flag
person 1: oh

by nova (she/her) May 23, 2023

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Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.

My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.

by Gar Grim March 15, 2023

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Straight-Baking

(Verb.) To adapt media content originally intended for a gay audience to accommodate to a hetero-normative society.

'Straight-Baking' can be used as a past participle verb. E.g. "This TV series has been straight-baked." or as an /ed/ adjective when describing a noun.

by NickyDoughnuts March 21, 2023

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Double straight

A) a male who is only attracted to feminine females. B) a female who is only attracted to masculine males.

Person 1: She's so hot.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.

by Yoyomom March 21, 2023

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super straight

people who have no friends, a social reject, thinks hating on ice cream flavors will make them cool, unfortunately quirky, is banned from most public spaces, didn't take a bath, thinks transphobia makes them have an oscar and likes to get fucked in the ass

"Hey timmy want a sandwich?"

"i am super straight"

"what the hell"

by HEIROU_09 January 13, 2023

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