by david3.8 December 29, 2007
Get the Train Station Blunt mug.The largest public university in New York State. It's athletic teams play at the NCAA Division I level, and sport red and white colors. Notorious for it's unethical recruiting of top basketball recruit Jesus Shuttlesworth in the late 90s at the insistence of then-governor Pernell.
He Got Game in a nutshell:
What does matter is Governor is a huge, fanatical basketball fan. He played himself- four years, varsity, at Big State. Good, not great, athlete. He's the biggest supporter Big State has.
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The governor's made a request that your son, Jesus Shuttlesworth, seriously consider enrolling in his alma mater, Big State.
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I want you to go to Big State, son. That's why I'm out here.
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Do you know if you're gonna go to Big State?
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This right here, it's a letter of intent... for you to sign to go to Big State. Right there. I'll play you, one-on-one. I win, you sign.
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This September I will be enrolled at Big State University on a full athletic scholarship.
What does matter is Governor is a huge, fanatical basketball fan. He played himself- four years, varsity, at Big State. Good, not great, athlete. He's the biggest supporter Big State has.
...
The governor's made a request that your son, Jesus Shuttlesworth, seriously consider enrolling in his alma mater, Big State.
...
I want you to go to Big State, son. That's why I'm out here.
...
Do you know if you're gonna go to Big State?
...
This right here, it's a letter of intent... for you to sign to go to Big State. Right there. I'll play you, one-on-one. I win, you sign.
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This September I will be enrolled at Big State University on a full athletic scholarship.
by John Triton November 17, 2007
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Get the statyn mug.The statuspwn, this takes place when an unsuspecting user leaves his or her facebook page logged on or password locked on an unaccompanied computer or laptop.
Then the unthinkable happens, instead of John Smith is going to bed. The result may be as follows:
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Etc. Etc. These take place all over so be aware, and when you do get an unsuspecting friend, don't ever trust them, because they will get you at the right moment.
Then the unthinkable happens, instead of John Smith is going to bed. The result may be as follows:
John Smith is GAY!!1
John Smith is jerking off.
John Smith has no friends and is lonely.
John Smith looks at Child Porn.
Etc. Etc. These take place all over so be aware, and when you do get an unsuspecting friend, don't ever trust them, because they will get you at the right moment.
John: Yo brb, gotta walk the dog.
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*Chris changes his status*
John: God damnit, I just got statuspwnd!
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*Chris changes his status*
John: God damnit, I just got statuspwnd!
by fattehboi2 October 17, 2008
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