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Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 14, 2023
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I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019
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Squirreled

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.
Jen walked over to Jayden and squirreled him and Jayden screamed
by Ljhnh September 23, 2017
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squirrel heart

When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
Him: Im gonna send her a squirrel heart
Friend: Yeah bro!!
Her: What the actual fuck is this.
by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017
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Squirreler

The squirreler scampered up the tree.
by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022
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Squirrel Lips

The lips of a black person.
“Damn than boy got some squirrel lips
by Numerical Wizard July 20, 2022
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squirrel

by stay don't stray June 29, 2019
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