speed lizard

(n.) a person who does things in an unconventional time or order. (derogatory)

you brushed your teeth before 10pm. what a speed lizard.

by tranley corq September 6, 2021

Speed

Some weird ass mf black dude no cap

*Unitelligeble Screeching*-Speed

by Speed Number One Hater December 20, 2021

i show speed

Bounce that ass
Bounce that ass
Bounce that ass

Guy 1: have you watched I show speed?

Guy: 2 shake that ass

by 👀ඞ January 26, 2022

speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”

by Oldbehide November 8, 2018

Reticle closing speed test

A gay test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.

by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023

W SPEED

when ishowspeed is a w YouTuber

W SPEED..
LETS HIS FAN WIN THE FORTNITE MATCH

by batukhan September 14, 2025

Full Damn Speed

Kill a lot of People at Anytime and Anything

I be killing Full Damn Speed

by JVDAGOD March 23, 2020