shitard shuffle

A song including a specific announced dance usually overplayed at all school functions.

Ex. Man, The Wobble is such a SHITARD shuffle!
Dude, I know! So is the Mocarana!

by Youknowmeaswinturdhoneybutts June 3, 2015

Shuffling

When a man places his penis on the outside of his pants and walks briskly past people rubbing his penis against them without their knowledge.

That guy's dick is outside his pants, he must be shuffling.

by ten32 October 30, 2020

Bailey Shuffle

| ˈbā-lē ˈshə-fəl |

A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.

As soon as the meeting ran long, Dean did the classic bailey shuffle out of the conference room—no one dared to stop him.

by wagnam163 June 12, 2025

Corner Store shuffle

Basically chill on the corner play cards and get some business done.

Thing 1: What you doing?
Thing 2: The usual Corner Store shuffle Thing I always do to get business done.
Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.

by T.h.o.t Conscience 1185 again June 1, 2025

Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.

Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023

vagina shuffle

A dance in which the male shoves his penis into a women and tells her bounce

Oh baby fuck me with the vagina shuffle

by Ooberschnitzel June 22, 2015

Ktard Shuffle

The act of being high on k (ktarded) and trying to find something in your pockets or on your person, but not being able to, so you keep searching over and over again thus doing a shuffle. Typically said person will have the blank stare associated with k while they do so.

Is buddy ok, hes been fidgeting a lot?

Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.

by Hashleysweet October 31, 2020