mango salsa

a frase refering to blood with chunks of flesh in it.

lets make some mango salsa in gears of war.

by Damious February 3, 2008

safety seal

hymen

after dating her three times, my gf finally let me break her safety seal

by chip king March 1, 2009

safety seal

the use of mutiple condoms to protect oneself from a major skank's vag

I had use a safety seal to fuck sarah last night

by scarletbegonias! June 29, 2009

dee seale

the art of drinking large amounts of semen whilst flying, dee seale can also be considered a super power when performed correctly. also an olympic sport in florida

wow he just did a double back flip dee seale and stuck the landing!!

by gotchabitch123 November 28, 2010

chrome seal

a sexual endeavour, whereby a male emits seminal fluid latitudinally across the eyes and mouth of his playtime acquaintance. the act is proceeded by the sprinkling of silver sparkles over the affected orifices. this results in a shiny, chrome seal face.

you are a chrome seal now.

by Jack Caraway February 22, 2011

Mexican Salsa Dip

A sexual term used when a male and a female are having sexual intercourse and the female is a having her period. The period consists of blood and chunks. When the male sticks his penis inside the vagina it is the mexican salsa dip as he gets his dick covered in chunky, blood.

Dude, last night i had sex. Fun at first until i realized it was a mexican salsa dip.

by Big Bill Ball Sack June 6, 2012

Vegan Salsa

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.

"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"

by Sniderbee February 9, 2014