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russian microwave

when you're taking a hot, steamy shower, and you fart and the stench of your gas lingers through the steam.
son of a bitch! here i am trying to wash myself and i trapped myself in a russian microwave!
by dominic b November 6, 2008
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Russian Slurpy

After cumming in a girls ass, the dude proceeds to 'slurping' the cum out.
My dude gave me a Russian slurpy last night.
by Xplicit Kontent July 5, 2009
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Russian Paint Job

Purely confidential and no one in the world besides Evan Spink, a big fag, can know. And also his three friends.
He/She is such a Russian Paint Job
Wow, this smells like a Russian Paint Job.
That looked like a Russian Paint Job!
That felt like a Russian Paint Job.
FUCK YOU, you Russian Paint Job!
My 4x4 jeep is such a piece of Russian Paint Job.
by Evan Spink December 4, 2009
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Russian

Some cheap ass bastard that won't pay 2 dollars for a game on steam.
Yo this russian twat won't buy a game to play with us because the pirate bay has a free version
by Bahaa fagana 3 March 27, 2020
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Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer

When a girl lays under a guy and the guy sprays diharrea all over the chick!
Last night, I gave hannah a Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer. It was Sickkk!
by Ryan and Ricemaster-X January 14, 2009
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Russian Potato Love

A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.
Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?
by JackOffMan November 20, 2009
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Russian Doll

N. the act of impregnating and then attempt to "reimpregnate" a woman so as to impregnate the baby (if female) that resides within like a russian doll...over and over again

V. to perform such an act
"I got my jooce all inside that ho and I was so hiiiigh that I had to russian doll that bitch and keep goin."
-Berg
by SnowMomz October 4, 2008
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