Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 10, 2017

Face Roll 

A. Common terminology used in such MMO RPG games as World of Warcraft, where a skilled player jokes about pwning a foe.

The term 'face roll' suggests that the person doing the 'face rolling' can beat their opponent by just 'rolling' their face along the keyboard, defeating their foe almost effortlessly.

B. "Face roll" can also be used a derogatory term, used when insulting another person's poor skills, or lack there of, when using their MMO RPG character.

The derogatory "face roll" term suggests the player used no skill what-so-ever and simply rolled their face along the keyboard.

A. Player: Wow, that guy is such a noob. I bet I could face roll him.

B. Player: Wtf was that dude? Did you just face roll that last boss or what? We wiped because of you asshole.

Face Roll by HvyMetalMachine October 28, 2009

pizza roll

something you always want to eat and never want to stop eating it

Hey give me all the pizza rolls now

pizza roll by Jamie Dobb December 22, 2015

Cunt roll 

A sexual position in which the man places the female's right leg over his left shoulder and his left leg over her right shoulder. He then gyrates his hips in a circular, helicopter like motion, rolling the female's pussy and pelvic bone.

"That is one flexy man. He can do the cunt roll."

Cunt roll by thekatieanimal December 27, 2007

tootsie roll fruit cup 

The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.

Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.

Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"

tootsie roll fruit cup by andrewn September 17, 2013

Sushi Roll 

when you find yourself wrapped up in your blanket so tight ur like a human sushi roll

me and my boyfriend cuddled up into a sushi roll

Sushi Roll by Mr. Jesus, the fish March 29, 2015

Tijuana Tuck and Roll

Sex change operation per ZZ Top "Zipper Job". Usually from a man to a woman.

Hey- did you hear that Sylvester got a Tijuana Tuck and Roll? Now he has to use the ladies room!

Tijuana Tuck and Roll by Habbie October 1, 2007